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vampiremarshall: why can’t people appreciate how much effort I put in to not becoming a serial killer 
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“I just have to come face to face with the fact that I am not gifted, you know? I...”
– Cristina (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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“To me, Ser Loras being gay isn’t a big deal, and it shouldn’t be. It’s just,...”
–  Finn Jones on Loras Tyrell’s sexuality (x)
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mom: why are you doing that?
me: because sherlock holmes did it.
mom: if sherlock holmes jumped off a buildin-
me: *gross sobbing*
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whatwillturnip: theshockblanet: hecklocki: cumberbatchstumblerbitch: reichenbaker: Just a reminder that the Ponds are leaving, John still thinks Sherlock committed suicide, and Benedict didn’t win the BAFTA. I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye. I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye. I’m not crying, there’s BBC in my eye.
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